Well, folks, buckle up for a speedy ride through the world of professional cycling, where doping is as common as a flat tire! Now, you might be wondering, "Why do so many cyclists turn to doping?" Well, it's a Tour de Force of reasons really. First off, the pressure to win is like a steep uphill climb – it's hard, it's intense, and it makes you sweat. Then, there's the desire for that edge, that extra push to pedal faster and harder. In the end, it's a cocktail of ambition, the human drive for success, and a dash of "maybe they won't catch me". So, marry those reasons with the thrill of the race and voila, you've got yourself a doping cyclist.